One day I saw this man at the newsagents working. His name was Jerry, and he was yelling at a customer who he thought had stole something. I was surprised someone would come in and just steal in broad daylight, with the staff right there.
Jerry screamed, “Hey, what are ya doing, Mister?”
The customer replied “But ah ped fer it errlier. I jest pepped beck to peck it ep.”
Some of the words sounded like a foreign language. I asked the customer what country he was from.
He replied, “Australia, wherre are ya fro, matey?”
Red faced I left the newsagent quietly.